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Dopey RCMP Math
Pubdate: Thu, 09 Mar 2006
Source: Globe and Mail (Canada)
Copyright: 2006, The Globe and Mail Company
Contact: http://www.globeandmail.ca/
Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/168
Author: Charlie McKenzie
Note: Charlie McKenzie served as concierge and national campaign
director of the lately lamented Parti Rhinoceros (1978-93).
Cited: NORML Canada http://www.normlcanada.org
Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/mjcn.htm (Cannabis - Canada)
Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/topics/RCMP
Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/people/Baghdadlian (Richard Baghdadlian)
Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/find?196 (Emery, Marc)
DOPEY RCMP MATH
Following a 14-month investigation, RCMP officers recently uncovered
a clandestine cyber cartel selling marijuana seeds via the Internet.
Seven persons were subsequently charged with a variety of
cannabis-related offences. Trumpeting this latest victory against the
"scourge of marijuana" -- their term -- the Mounties claimed that the
amount of seeds they seized would fill 500 greenhouses, each with 400
plants, representing 42 million joints on the street.
This reporter once saw 500 prerolled joints at a hippie-Doukabor
wedding in the East Kootenays, but the spectre of 42 million joints
clearly boggles the mind. It easily compares to the infamous "angels
on the head of a pin" query that has so long plagued scholars and
barflies alike. Even with all the CSI-toys and tools at their
disposal, how could the RCMP possibly know the number of joints a bag
of seeds would ultimately produce?
Notwithstanding their good intentions, our Mounties need reminding
that, unlike booze and cigarettes, marijuana is very much an
unregulated industry in Canada, and if experience has taught us
anything, it's that there is no such thing as a standard joint. Size
differs in various regions for various reasons, not least of which
are availability, quality of rolling papers and level of joint-rolling skills.
Vancouver's super seed salesman, Marc Emery -- currently fighting
extradition to the U.S. where he faces a life sentence for selling
pot seeds to needy Americans -- says half a gram is the standard
joint size in Western Canada.
"A lot though," he added, "depends on the quality." Politics
notwithstanding, Easterners tend to be less liberal and much more
conservative when it comes to their joints.
"Here, the standard's about a third of a gram," said Montreal's
Marc-Boris St-Maurice, founder and former leader of the federal
Marijuana Party, now with NORML Canada. "But that can fluctuate
according to circumstance."
Scientists and horticulturalists agree -- in a manner of speaking.
"The RCMP yield prediction was probably based on average yields for a
typical marijuana plant," explained David Wees, horticulturalist and
faculty lecturer at McGill's MacDonald campus, but he, too, questions
the accuracy of their method. "It's possible the seed won't
germinate, in which case the yield is zero; or the seed germinates
but the plant dies; or the seed germinates and grows 'normally' but
because of factors such as heat, light, water, or soil fertility, the
yield is lower -- or higher -- than expected."
His colleague, Suha Jabaji-Hare, Associate Dean of Research for
Agricultural and Environmental Sciences, concurred. "It would be
extremely difficult," he said. "The age, health and storage
conditions of the seeds would have to be considered and for maximum
yield, growing conditions have to be perfect so the plant is not
under stress." Prohibition can easily stress a plant and despite
being one of our largest agro-industries, the lack of regulation has
confined cannabis cultivation to substandard, near-criminal conditions.
Asked if one could really tell how much a single seed would yield,
research scientist, Daniel C.W. Brown of London, Ontario's Crop
Protection and Research Centre was very clear: "Yes and no," he said.
"Generally, a larger seed is an indication of a better developed,
more mature seed, which should have stronger growth potential. But
many factors could impact on the yield of the plant, e.g. genetic
potential, nutrition, environment, disease and pest resistance, water
availability etc."
Julie Plamondon, media relations officer with Agriculture and
Agri-Food Canada, had the final word. Alas, it puts doubt to the
Mountie claim of 42 million joints and somewhat strains their
hard-earned credibility.
"No," she emphatically stated, "it is not possible to determine plant
yield simply by examining seeds, either by the naked eye, or with a
microscope." She did, however, thank me for my interest in agriculture.
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