HTTP/1.0 200 OK Content-Type: text/html Did You Hear the One About the Drug Laws?
Pubdate: Tue, 01 Feb 2005
Source: New York Times (NY)
Copyright: 2005 The New York Times Company
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Author: Robin Finn
New York Mothers of the Disappeared http://www.nymom.org/
Cited: William Moses Kunstler Fund for Racial Justice http://www.kunstler.org/
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DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE DRUG LAWS?

RANDY CREDICO, the stand-up comic better known as a flamboyant advocate for 
inmates serving sentences under the Rockefeller drug laws, hurtles along 
the quaint confines of Gay Street from Joe's, the coffee shop where he 
routinely fuels up like a Hummer at a gas pump. His destination is "the 
Kunstler house." He's not actually late, yet he's in a rush -- always. 
Recent legislation has made it possible for 446 inmates convicted under New 
York's drug laws, among the nation's harshest, to appeal their sentences, 
but that leaves roughly 15,000 prisoners still doing time for, in his 
opinion, too long.

So Mr. Credico's mission is far from accomplished. And it's unpopular. But 
it makes perfect sense to him. His father, convicted of safecracking, spent 
eight years in an Ohio penitentiary. Dad was paroled, rethought his career 
(he went into the nightclub business in Ontario, Calif.), and told horror 
stories about prison. The cautionary tales caught up with Randy Credico in 
1997 when, alone in a Florida motel room trying to quit cocaine, he saw a 
news program on the Rockefeller drug laws and had a 
there-but-for-the-grace-of-God epiphany.

"I felt like I had dodged a bullet, because I'd violated those laws a 
million times but never came close to being arrested," he says. He was 
insulated, he claims, by his milieu: white, privileged and connected. "If I 
were black or Latino I'd be in prison right now," he says. "I feel like a 
lot of these guys are doing my time. Fighting these laws, which are unjust 
and racist, was a perfect platform for me: the antiwar movement is 0 for 
50, you can't stop a war, but a movement to repeal the Rockefeller laws is 
something local. You can put a face on it."

He did: the distraught faces of the inmates' mothers at a 1998 vigil to 
protest the 25th anniversary of the laws.

Mr. Credico figured he would put a year into the issue, then reignite his 
comedy career. One year became seven. His comedy gigs are limited to 
Tuesday nights at Rocky Sullivan's. It's a start. "There's not a lot of 
money in left-wing political humor," he says. David Frye was Mr. Credico's 
original comic template; he blames Mort Sahl for getting him into political 
humor.

He is 47, a dangerous disclosure since his much younger Argentine 
girlfriend thinks he is 39 -- the never-married Mr. Credico began lying 
about his age in his teens to appear younger than Freddie Prinze, "who made 
it at 19." After a couple of decades of drug and alcohol abuse on the 
Vegas-Hollywood-Boston-New York comedy circuit, where cocaine flowed like a 
condiment, he expects his body to give out by 60. As penance, he has 
whittled his addictions to caffeine and the odd martini. And the limelight. 
Can't kick that.

"SIXTY Spins Around the Sun," a documentary that chronicles his trajectory 
from comedian -- his most momentous lowlight is bombing on the "Tonight" 
show with Johnny Carson 20 years ago when he strayed from mimicry into a 
harangue against United States foreign policy -- to political activist is 
making the rounds at independent film festivals. The actor Jack Black 
financed the film. Mr. Credico says Arianna Huffington is pushing a 
possible feature version; her wish list has Ben Stiller in the Credico 
role. The documentary portrays Mr. Credico as passionate, annoying and "a 
sometime weasel." He has no quarrel with the depiction.

"I have a lot of clay feet," he says.

Snowflakes trickle down at an unobtrusive rate as he closes in on 13 Gay 
Street. He met his hero, William Moses Kunstler, when an old flame from his 
Vegas days, Joey Heatherton, was "on the lam" and needed a lawyer. Mr. 
Credico hooked them up and found himself a mentor.

"I'm an opportunist," he says.

He wears cowboy boots (for height), jeans and a tired sport jacket above a 
rumpled tie that, once he reaches his office, will be dumped on the floor. 
He grips a supersize espresso in one fist; in the other, he brandishes, 
ludicrously, a plaid Burberry umbrella as if, like Mary Poppins, he might 
levitate to a rooftop at any moment.

He pops up the front steps of an aged town house where one of his spent 
cigars soils the snowy front stoop. The William Moses Kunstler Fund for 
Racial Justice, the counterculturish legal aid service he directs alongside 
Mr. Kunstler's widow, Margaret, a lawyer specializing in civil rights 
defense, occupies a messy warren of rooms on the second floor. Libby, the 
Kunstlers' water-hating Portuguese Water Dog, awaits his arrival. Besides 
his role with the fund, Mr. Credico is resident dog-walker. As with the 
rest of his jobs, he is obsessive about it: wet days are hell for Libby.

When he is too beat to trudge home to Sunnyside, Queens, he bunks here. 
During his siege against the Rockefeller laws, there were plenty of 
all-nighters. Even though the State Legislature approved, on Dec. 7, an 
easing of the harshest sentences -- inmates serving 15 years to life can 
appeal for a quicker release -- his angst is unappeased. Inmates with 
lighter sentences were ignored.

And those inmates have mothers, many of them members of Mr. Credico's New 
York Mothers of the Disappeared, a group he patterned after the Mothers of 
the Plaza de Mayo, mothers of vanished political dissidents in Argentina. 
He and the mothers want the Rockefeller laws repealed with an emphasis on 
rehabilitation.

"This isn't a great victory," he says, irritably, about the new 
legislation, which was implemented on Jan. 13. "We cashed in our chips, 
basically. It's like going from the electric chair to lethal injection and 
saying you changed the death penalty." Not funny. "We've got to remobilize."
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