This article can be seen at: http://www.villagevoice.com:80/ink/media1.html Contact: Talk back! The Spin: ABC Fries This Is Your TV Network on Antidrug Ads by Leslie Savan ABC's month long ''March Against Drugs'' an antidrug ad injected into network programming once every hour; antidrug messages exhaled by news shows, sports programs, even sitcoms and soaps; all of it peaking March 30 in several dramatic minutes of total network silenceis a big corporate Disneylike solution to two problems: kids doing more drugs and ABC's slipping ratings. ''We have a social responsibility,'' says ABC News president David Westin, explaining this unprecedented multimedia antidrug fest, worth between $20 million and $500 million in exposure. ''But at the same time, I also think this is important in positioning our network. . . . If we are to succeed as a business, we're going to have to establish a connection with viewers and offer them something, give them something that makes their life better.'' ABC, which has fallen from the number one network two years ago to number three today, has decided that the way to make our lives better is to volunteer as America's family counselor. ABC's single humble goal, as its hundreds of ads announce, is to get parents and children to talk about drugs. It's narrowcasting, it's family centered, and, above all, it's safe. It's also familiar. March Against Drugs sounds like a massive extension of ABC News's health and moneyobsessed segments with women'smagazine titles like ''Your Money, Your Choice'' and ''Solutions'' (a gimmick that all the nets are quite high on now). But what's more, MADwhich in the Cold War (preDrug War) days stood, of course, for Mutually Assured Destructionsounds like Clinton. To increase his ratings, for a couple years now the president's been stressing small, achievable, familyoriented initiatives. And ever since Bob Dole called him ''AWOL in the war on drugs '' after another study found teenage drug use on the rise, Clinton has been at pains to point out how unsoft on drugs he really is. Two weeks ago, he proposed an antidrugad campaign that would dwarf ABC's, and anyone else's: five years and $1.75 billion worth of antidrug ads, half the cost paid for by federal funds, half donated by the media. These spots are not to be confused with the justlaunched public service announcements from the Ad Council that feature Clinton encouraging parents to take better care of their children. Parenting, he says, is the ''toughest job in the world''one he helped make tougher by pushing a million children off welfare and possibly many of them into drugs. (But if they're lucky, maybe these kids will get special ads targeted to them, too.) Clinton's drugcontrol office applauds ABC's effort. The network has created 48 new PSAs, and they'll run so often that 90 per cent of all adults ages 18 to 49 are expected to see them an average of 11 times in March. Some of the spots are immediately preceded by those familiar ads from the Partnership for a DrugFree America (PDFA): the father who yells at his teenage son, ''Who taught you how to do this stuff?!''; the son yells back, ''I learned it by watching you!'' Each ad is followed by the simpler ABCtagged spot in which a network starMichael J. Fox, Drew Carey, NYPD Blue peopletalks straight to the camera: ''It might surprise you,'' says Home Improvement son Taran Noah Smith, ''but your parents probably aren't stupid when it comes to drugs. Why don't you talk to them?'' All end with the slogan ''Silence is acceptance.'' Meanwhile, don'tdodrugs plots will pop up this month in General Hospital, Grace Under Fire, Home Improvement, and High Incident. The evening news and Good Morning, America each did a weeklong drug series last week, with more coming up. Each MAD element points to ''ABCDDAY''the March 30 ''townhall meeting'' hosted by Peter Jennings. Punctuating it will be a few minutes of silence (words of some sort will appear on screen, so that you don't imagine the network has OD'd), during which parents are supposed to talk with their children about drugs. Since most of the advice on what to actually say has so far been pretty darn vague, the silent night could prove the ultimate ratings booster. For 30 days and 30 nights, ABC will have hyped us into believing that there is a special way to save our kids. The antidrug establishment now knows not to tell children to just say noa line to this effect even appears in a PDFA ad. But so far they seem to have replaced it with ''Just be honest,'' as one expert on Good Morning, America told an increasingly frustrated Forrest Sawyer, who kept asking, What do you say if your kid doesn't believe anything you say?" So by the time the Silence of the Screen arrives on that magical date, we might expect a great unleashing of wisdom. All that familial emotion, played out in a nationwide interactive moment, will set us straight. Though MAD is ABC's baby, it's working with the sometimes controversial adsupplier Partnership for a DrugFree America. The nonprofit group of ad and marketing people has put together some 520 antidrug PSAs since 1986from the infamous friedbrain spot to a few actually classy ones. They're all based on the premise that if advertising can sell us products, it can ''unsell'' them, too. In this case, of course, the product is drugs, and the Partnership has focused primarily on preventing ''first use.'' In 1989, President Bush helped get media outlets to contribute $1 million worth of time and space a day to run PDFA ads. For a while, the Partnership was claiming that wherever its ads ran heavily, negative attitudes toward drugs increased among teenagers and use declined. But since the early '90s, teen drug use has risen dramatically. Just last week, the Partnership announced the dire results of its latest study: even kids nine to 12 are ''growing more tolerant toward drugs'' and doing more, particularly marijuana. But rather than take this as a sign the advertising has failed, the Partnership says it proves more ads are needed. The reason for the ''erosion,'' says vice chairman Tom Hedrick, is that ''the amount of media support has gone down by at least one third. Drugs dropped off the media map, while other issues, like AIDS and child abuse,'' took up more of the precious PSA time. And now that it's riding ABC's coattails, the Partnership is coming under heavy criticism. Shortly before MAD month, a group of organizations and individuals headed by Common Sense for Drug Policy, an Arlington, Virginiabased clearinghouse for drug policy alternatives, sent a letter to Westin saying that relying primarily on the Partnership ''may do children more harm than good.'' The letter decries the Partnership's decision not to run ads warning of the dangers of legal drugs, ''especially given that over 500,000 people die each year from alcohol and tobacco35 times the number of deaths from all illegal drugs combined. By excluding any mention of alcohol and tobacco, the implicit message sent to kids and the general public is that legal drugs are not as harmful as illegal drugs.'' The Partnership's ''zerotolerance message'' may inhibit more than encourage the kinds of dialogue ABC hopes for, the letter continues. ''[M]andatory drug testing for youths, which the Partnership openly advocates, is a recipe for fostering mistrust between parents and their children.'' Westin responded in a brief letter: ''I assume that even our most vociferous critics would not object to our getting parents and children together to talk about drugs.'' There are signs that ABC News at least is not taking on all the politics of the Partnership. A piece last week showed a mother whose teenage son died of an inhalant wishing he had just smoked marijuana instead. On the other hand, we are not likely to see PrimeTime Live investigating the Partnership's effectiveness. When you have historical amounts of PSA time and everyone's attention, why not throw in warnings about the vastly more lethal legal drugs? ''It's a constant criticism,'' says Hedrick. ''But we've had to learn the hard way that trying to be all things to all people is one of the best ways to not accomplish anything.'' Especially if you bite the hand that feeds you. Up until about two years ago, the Partnership was accepting money from alcohol and tobacco companies, including Philip Morris, RJR Reynolds, American Brands, and Anheuser Busch. (It still accepts money from pharmaceutical companies, who prefer the illegals out of their way.) Hedrick says that these companies' contributions ''never totaled more than 1 and a half to 2 and onehalf per cent of our total budget. But we were constantly harangued, especially by people who want to legalize marijuana and other drugs. So it was best'' to drop them. Well, would ABC handle an equally aggressive, monthlong dialogue on teens and alcohol? ''I can't say they'd rule it out,'' says ABC News spokeswoman Leslee Spoor. ''If this is successful, why not?'' Probably because beer companies spent $660 million on all advertising in just the first nine months of 1996, according to Competitive Media Reporting. We've seen hardhitting network stories on tobacco, which is not allowed to advertise on TV, but the number one drug of choice among teens is unlikely to get a March Against Booze treatment. Clinton has been fairly brave in going up against the tobacco companiesonce research showed the move would win soccermom approval. But when and if his massive antidrug campaign takes off (it will probably go up before Congress in the fall), don't expect to see a lot of messages on teen drinking and smoking. The White House drug policy office says the likely scenario is that paid advertising will go toward ads about illegal drugs. PSAs about alcohol and cigarettes, however, will probably air in mediadonated time whenever stations can squeeze them in, which usually is in the wee hours of the night. When two of the most addictive and abused substances known to mantelevision and moneymix, we're all at risk. Whether any of these antidrug campaigns actually workand the proof is highly debatable (see sidebar and the March 3 New Republic on the scary schoolbased program Drug Abuse Resistance Education, or DARE), they also serve other purposes. Antidrug advertising itself has become a media fix, promising a feelgood rush, a sense of being in controlnot to mention a shot in the arm for ratings. Research assistance: Sara Rosen Talk back!