Pubdate: Fri, 13 Mar 2015
Source: Trentonian, The (NJ)
Copyright: 2015 The Trentonian
Contact:  http://www.trentonian.com
Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/1006
Author: Edward Forchion, NJWeedman.com For The Trentonian

MY BUCKET LIST: HARRY J. ANSLINGER - CHECK

Do you have a bucket list? My altered ego, "NJWEEDMAN," has a huge 
list. Topping his list for years has been taking a THC-positive pee 
on "just say no" Nancy & Ronald Reagan's graves. Checking this off 
has been held up by Nancy's continued life. Sure, NJWeedman admits 
that may be distasteful on many levels, but these drug war criminals 
deserve it. They ramped up President Nixon's racist drug war, putting 
millions behind bars-especially brown people-and making America the 
greatest police state on the planet - largely for a plant. America 
now imprisons more of its citizens than any other nation in the world 
by far, holding 25 percent of the world's prisoners while having only 
5 percent of the world's population.

All the while, these tyrants were talking out of both sides of their 
vile mouths: Ronald and Colonel North imported tons of cocaine into 
America, creating the cocaine cartels' U.S. infrastructure with CIA 
assets and setting up dozens of black/brown businessmen like "FREEWAY 
RICKY ROSS" to sell their product. They made coke kingpins, they 
created the Nino Browns of every ghetto in America. The Reagans 
created the "crack cocaine epidemic" that ruined plenty of my friends 
in the late '80s. Nancy has been at the top of my death pool (a game 
where you guess when someone will die) every year for the last eight 
years, but unfortunately it hasn't happened yet.

So NJWeedman dug further back into the history of prohibition and 
found an interim alternative: Harry Anslinger.

He was America's first drug czar, and from 1930 to 1962 he reigned 
supreme as the commissioner of the Federal Bureau of Narcotics (FBN), 
the predecessor of today's Drug Enforcement Agency. Then for two 
years he was the U.S. Representative to the United Nations Narcotics 
Commission; consequently he was in a position to force the rest of 
the world to adopt his insane dislike for cannabis, and he 
incorporated cannabis prohibition into the UN drug treaty called the 
Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs of 1961. His legacy still 
dominates U.S. drug policy and the responsibilities once held by 
Anslinger are now largely under the jurisdiction of the U.S. Office 
of National Drug Control Policy.

Anslinger is credited with siring our nation's pot prohibition by 
entering into an industrial conspiracy with publisher William 
Randolph Hearst and the DuPont corporation to outlaw hemp and with it 
cannabis, to keep hemp from competing with Hearst's timber interests 
and DuPont's new synthetic petroleum-based nylon products.

His uncle Andrew Mellon, who was Secretary of the Treasury at the 
time, appointed Anslinger commissioner of the fledgling FBN.

Anglinger's part in the plot was to reduce the size of the hemp 
industry. With the invention of the decorticator, a machine that 
could shuck hemp like the cotton gin did for cotton, hemp became a 
cheap alternative to the paper pulp used in the newspaper industry at 
the time. Hearst felt this was a threat to his extensive timber 
holdings. Mellon, at that time the wealthiest man in America, had 
invested heavily in DuPont family's new synthetic fiber, nylon, which 
was in direct competition with hemp. The DuPonts wanted to destroy 
the hemp industry to protect their empire.

Anslinger used racism to bamboozle Congress into pushing cannabis 
prohibition through. He and Hearst scared the American people with 
bogus stories in Hearst's papers. He told big white lies that still 
destroy brown lives. He demonized Mexicans, claiming cannabis hemp 
was a new drug called "marihuana" that Mexican immigrants were 
bringing to American white kids. His racism is why still today BROWN 
people are eight times more likely to be arrested for cannabis than 
whites, who use it in similar numbers.

To knowledgeable potheads: Harry Anslinger is our boogieman, our 
Willie Lynch, and our Adolph Hitler. He is the evil racist hooded 
grandfather of America's witchhunt for weed smokers! Anslinger 
created the first federal marijuana law: the Marijuana Taxation Act 
of 1937. He is the architect of the Reefer Madness-type movies that 
(R) NJ State Assemblywomen Mary Pat Angelini and (R) Governor Chris 
Christie still believe in! He is responsible for ruining millions of 
lives with the STOOOPID plant laws he created - laws that did so much 
more harm to people than the plant itself ever could. I openly say 
only idiots still believe these lies;

This past weekend I took a road trip in the Weedmobil to Anslinger's 
grave (checking him off the bucket list) with the on-air hosts of 
www.fullybakedradio.com Wayne "Kannabisking" Burrini and Lefty Grimes 
as well as Jeremy Santos and Sara Sensimilla. We smoked and left a 
Phatt joint as part of NJWeedman's BUDHUNT campaign (SEE: 
http://tinyurl.com/PA-budhunt ). Fully Baked Radio is an Internet 
show based out of Hamilton, NJ, that I appear on every Monday from 
1-3 p.m. Anslinger is buried next to his wife in the Presbyterian 
Cemetery of Hollidaysburg, PA, about 40 miles south of Penn State University.

We made a 420 spoof video based on Harry Anslinger quotes. 
(http://tinyurl. com/anslinger)

Here are some of his more famous quotes: Most marijuana smokers are 
Negroes, Hispanics, jazz musicians, and entertainers. Their satanic 
music, jazz and swing, results from marijuana usage, and marijuana 
smoking by white women makes them want to seek sexual relations with 
Negroes, entertainers, and others.

.the primary reason to outlaw marijuana is its effect on the degenerate races.

Marijuana causes insanity, criminality, and death.

Marijuana is the most violence-causing drug in the history of mankind.

Marihuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing.

Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men.

Needless to say, Anslinger's gravestone already reeked of urine and 
Wayne was quick to rinse it off with his own THC-positive pee. When 
Wayne was asked what he would say to people who might bitch about his 
method of paying respects, he replied:

"If people don't get the humor of why I urinated on his grave, maybe 
because the toll this ignorant war on marijuana has taken on people, 
myself included, thanks to Anslinger...hey, where the (beep) were 
they? (Beep) them, because they didn't pay the fines I had to, they 
didn't do my years of probation, they didn't drive my a$$ around when 
my license was taken away, they didn't do my jail time, they didn't 
repair my mom's broken heart because I was always being arrested for 
weed, they didn't give me that job because of my felony for a fn' 
plant. So if they can't find any humor in this stroke, truth be told: 
(beep) 'em if they can't take a joke."

I agreed, and I offered my opinion that (R) NJ State Assemblyperson 
Mary Pat Angelini deserves a comparable tribute. Or maybe she should 
just smoke a joint and listen to some jazz with a certain pot-smoking 
Blackman who writes columns for The Trentonian.
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