Pubdate: Fri, 27 Jun 2014
Source: Morning News, The (Springdale, AR)
Copyright: 2014 The Stephens Media Group
Contact:  http://www.nwaonline.net/
Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/835
Author: C. Eugene Buchanan
Page: 49A

GOT ANY COOKIES, BRO?

It seems the Jason Rapert brain freeze spewed so much political humor
that an equally humongous gaffe got by most people.

The same time the Reverend Rapert was doing his thing, Supreme Leader
Jerry Cox had an experienced police officer from Colorado come down to
preach against all things pertaining to marijuana, pot, cannabis, hemp
and chocolate chip cookies. (His 40 pounds of experience hung proudly
over his belt.)

The officer assured Jerry and all four of his followers that if
Arkansas allowed medical marijuana, recreational marijuana, and
two-for-one Ding Dong sales, this state would go to pot. (Sorry, could
not pass on that one.)

Jerry said Arkansas should not become the train wreck that Colorado
has become.

So, if I understand Jerry, if all of us in Arkansas do a few doobies,
we will be able to get away from the bottom in all of the national
rankings and land somewhere near where Colorado is ranked. But I
wouldn't hold my breath.

C. EUGENE BUCHANAN

Benton