Pubdate: Wed, 16 Jan 2013
Source: Denver Post (CO)
Copyright: 2013 The New York Times
Contact:  http://www.denverpost.com/
Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/122
Author: Frank Bruni, The New York Times
Page: 21A

COLO.'S MARIJUANA MUDDLE

Colorado is going to pot. It's just having a tough time figuring out 
how. Although an Election Day referendum legalized marijuana for 
recreational use, it left questions unanswered. Like: How high can 
you be behind the wheel of a car? Lawmakers are debating a specific 
blood level, as with alcohol, above which a motorist is deemed an uneasy rider.

In a restaurant or private club, might the dessert choices someday 
include an upscale riff on the pot brownie and a double entendre of a 
pot de creme? One lawyer I spoke with lofted this possibility, but 
who knows. State officials still have many months to draft 
regulations for recreational pot's retail sale, which should begin 
next January. The new law has already made recreational possession OK.

Certainly, there will be a bigger workload for Denver's Craig 
Claiborne of cannabis, who began reviewing Colorado's medical 
marijuana dispensaries for the alternative newspaper Westword in 
2009. Last month the critic, who writes under the pseudonym William 
Breathes, added a weekly advice column called "Ask a Stoner."

For awhile now, Colorado has been deeper in the weed than most other 
states. It permitted medical marijuana in 2000, and at dispensaries, 
of which there are now hundreds, a person with physician approval can 
choose among a dozen or more strains of pot, which vary in strength, 
hue, fragrance. A dispensary named Denver Relief stocks Durban 
Poison, which promises a fruity aroma "with undertones of milk 
chocolate," and ChemDawgD, with its "strong smell of Pine-Sol and jet fuel."

There are different delivery systems as well. If a patient doesn't 
like to smoke, he or she can try marijuana cola, marijuana baklava, 
marijuana bath salts.

"The baklava is excellent," said Breathes, who has a stomach 
condition for which he got a medical marijuana card. (The card has 
his real name; his nom de plume protects him from exposure when he 
presents it.)

But the referendum puts Colorado - along with the state of 
Washington, whose voters also opened the door to bong hits purely for 
pleasure - on new legal terrain.

"This will be a complicated process," announced Colorado Gov. John 
Hickenlooper shortly after the referendum passed. "Don't break out 
the Cheetos or Goldfish too quickly."

These were the words of a man who had inhaled in the past-he admits 
as much, though he says it was 15 years ago- and seems to know 
something about the munchies. And they pointed to another interesting 
wrinkle of the Colorado story: The marijuana muddle will be tackled 
by a politician who rose to local prominence in the intoxication 
business, as the owner of popular brewpubs.

"If you take hops, and you grind them up in your fingers, they smell 
just like what I'm told marijuana smells like," said Hickenlooper, who is 60.

"That was a joke," he added, meaning the "I'm told" part.

He actually opposed Amendment 64, the measure that legalized 
recreational pot, and didn't greet its passage with reefer gladness. 
Although it applies only to adults, he worries that kids will feel emboldened.

The alarm is confusing. For many years in many places, pot has been 
prevalent and its casual use often overlooked. Enforcement of laws 
against possession has been uneven.

So why all the hand wringing over pot's legalization, when its 
illegality isn't always taken seriously? If we have a problem with 
pot, we sure haven't behaved that way.

Colorado and Washington aren't being experimental so much as honest. 
They're acknowledging reality, and giving people the same chance with 
pot as with alcohol: to use it responsibly-or not. They'll also pick 
up some tax revenue in the process.

And perhaps Breathes will need a co-critic. Patricia Calhoun, the 
editor of Westword, told me she gets applications. But, she added, 
they're responses to the initial announcement she posted more than 
three years ago. "A lot of potheads don't move very fast," she said.
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