Pubdate: Tue, 13 Nov 2012
Source: Telegram, The (CN NF)
Copyright: 2012 The Telegram
Contact:  http://www.thetelegram.com/
Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/303
Author: Susan Flanagan

ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH

Election Fever Is Contagious in Colorado

It's our 20th wedding anniversary this month and we're celebrating it 
in Mile High Colorado, home of Celestial Seasonings tea, Crocs shoes, 
and now legalized marijuana.

When we booked the trip, I forgot the nation would be gripped with 
election fever. At the local convenience store you could vote with 
your coffee cup and order an Obama double-double or a Romney latte. 
Imagine if, next election, Tim Hortons offered Newfoundlanders the 
option of buying Harper coffee? How many cups do you think they'd sell?

Anyway, the night before our 5 a.m. flight the children were watching 
"The Hunger Games" on DVD. Little did I know that, within hours, I 
would be in my own federal District 13 of Boulder.

Unlike the impoverished District 13 where Katniss and Rue kept their 
families alive by hunting squirrels, this District 13 is a pretty 
posh place. The squirrels on my friends' front lawn are the size of 
small cats and since we arrived they have been methodically eating 
the three Halloween pumpkins sitting on the front step.

Boulder is a university town. The University of Colorado has more 
than 25,000 students who walk and bike under skies that are blue and 
cloudless up to 300 days a year. The intense sun is shocking. There 
are so many people outside moving that I feel like I'm in an outdoor 
rec centre, and really, I am.

Did I mention that Colorado is the fittest of the 50 states? No 
sooner had we arrived, then our friends took us to play Frisbee golf, 
which to my surprise does not involve the use of golf balls or clubs.

Our friends live in a cushy neighbourhood where bungalows start at $600,000.

Their split-level sits at the base of the Flatirons, red granite 
mountains that make up the foothills of the Rockies. Our second day 
in Colorado, they drove us in their hybrid vehicle along potholeless 
roads an hour north to Rocky Mountain National Park, home of the 
Continental Divide, where rivers either drain east into the Atlantic 
or west into the Pacific. There we hiked and visited the Stanley 
Hotel, opened by W.O. Stanley, inventor of the Stanley Steamer car.

It's the hotel where Stephen King wrote "The Shining," so there are 
ghost tours and "redrum" postcards for sale. Our friends hadn't been 
there in years and seemed to enjoy themselves.

They are definitely outdoors people and extremely health-conscious. 
They buy expensive organic foods. (Whoops! At breakfast we polished 
off the second $13 jar of almond butter since we arrived. Good thing 
the five children aren't with us.) Our friends compost and recycle. 
They drink water from a municipally owned glacier that feeds the 
dozens of microbreweries in the area. The Boulder -Denver area has 
more microbreweries per capita than anywhere else in the U.S.A.

Colorado Gov. John Hinkenlooper started Denver's first microbrewery 
in 1988 - Wynkoop Brewing.

He's also the guy who urged ecstatic pot smokers not to "break out 
the Cheetos and Goldfish" crackers just yet, as the federal 
government will undoubtedly not look kindly upon 21-year-old 
Coloradans who choose to grow a half-dozen pot plants in their basements.

Legalizing marijuana seems to be more a paper victory than anything else.

When I spoke to child No. 4 on the phone post-election, she knew all 
about the pot victory.

No. 2, who will turn legal voting age while we are here, had told her 
all about Amendment 64. I can only assume which way he would have 
voted. One thing I know is, had he been travelling with us, he would 
have definitely gone to hear Obama give a late-night speech not far 
from our friends' house the day we arrived.

Obama came to the Boulder area three times during the election. The 
first presidential debate back in October took place in Denver.

It's surprising the two candidates agreed to a presidential debate at 
such high altitude. I know my mind hasn't been firing on all neurons 
since I arrived. No wonder Obama did not perform all that well. It's 
difficult to formulate rational thought and speak eloquently when 
there's little oxygen flowing to the brain.

I keep having to search for words as if I'm speaking Japanese.

Maybe Romney, who's from the high-altitude state of Utah, secretly 
acclimatized by wearing an oxygen-deprivation mask in the weeks 
leading up to the debate. Maybe Obama forgot to drink his 
rhodiola-enforced sports drink and that's why he bombed in the debate.

Maybe it's because the debate fell on the Obamas' 20th wedding 
anniversary. He and Michelle, like my husband and I, were married in 
November 1992. Maybe the poor soul probably just wanted to go out for 
dinner and have a glass of wine with Michelle at sea level rather 
than debate his nemesis in an oxygen-challenged city.

I know the night of our 15th wedding anniversary my husband begged me 
to go out for steak and a movie rather than to the hospital to 
deliver surprise baby.

But alas, some things cannot be changed. That's how Obama must have 
felt the night of the debate.

Regardless, it proved to be a turning point in the campaign. Perhaps 
Colorado's thin air is what made Obama realize that Romney is a force 
to be reckoned with.

So, since election night a week ago, my brain has been trying to 
digest why Obama made it to a second term when the race looked pretty 
neck-and-neck on election night.

Is it because he bailed out autoworkers in midwestern Ohio?

The commentators here repeated that no Republican presidential 
candidate has won a federal election without the support of white 
blue-collar workers in Ohio.

Or is it because Bill Clinton campaigned in Pennsylvania, allowing 
Obama to spend more time in the swing states of Colorado and Ohio?

Who knows? One thing I do know is that as I leave District 13 and 
head west towards Vail, I realize this 20th anniversary vacation will 
more likely be remembered as the election vacation.
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