Pubdate: Wed, 13 Oct 2010
Source: Vail Daily (CO)
Copyright: 2010 Vail Daily
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Author: Bill Sepmeier

MAKE IT LEGAL

Medical marijuana? People have told me that to write on this issue is
to never work again. Unless you're against it, of course, which is
somehow "mainstream," even though it was approved by a majority vote.

Larry Brooks, a local emergency-room physician, or more accurately,
the doctor whose company provides all of the physician staff members
for our local emergency rooms and many urgent-care clinics, recently
expressed his thoughts concerning medical marijuana. Brooks said, "The
chances that there are 743 people in Eagle County with debilitating
illnesses that require marijuana use are non-existent. Their
debilitating diagnoses would not be able to be confirmed by any
reputable physician in more than 10 percent of these cases, and many
have not tried normal evidence-based therapy." He concluded, "If
marijuana is going to be available for care purposes, it should be
highly regulated, quality controlled and dispensed by registered
pharmacists."

Disregarding statistics and percentages that are really only opinion
and the fact that doctors, by virtue of their monopoly control over
the supply of most drugs that actually do something, are "drug
pushers" themselves, I agree with Brooks. Medical marijuana,
schmedical marijuana. Medical marijuana is a subterfuge. It was the
"camel nose in the tent" approach to total legalization - but it isn't
working. "Medicinal" marijuana creates impossible classes of legal
pot-consuming "patients" and illegal pot-consuming "criminals" who are
no different from each other: They both consume marijuana and get high.

The problem is that marijuana is still illegal in any way. It's the
largest cash agricultural crop in the country because a lot of people
use it recreationally, medicinally, whatever - it doesn't matter. It
has been the biggest cash ag crop around all my life, and it's
tax-free money, from seeds to smoke. There are people who are not
paying taxes here. If you're not one of them, doesn't that bother you?

I'd be willing to bet a week's pay that a lot of Brooks'
non-ski-accident patients are in the emergency rooms he and his
partners staff because they consumed alcohol. Any ER doctor will tell
you that alcohol is the leading underlying cause of ER visits, from
fights, both domestic and otherwise, to automobile accidents, hunting
accidents and just about all emergency-room visits not related to
"natural causes," such as falling on ice before you even got to the
bar. (Since a lot of ski-related injuries happen after a shot or two
of schnapps on the mountain, you can't even rule alcohol out of those
visits.)

While many people mix recreational drugs, I'd challenge any doctor to
produce a comparable ratio of records of trauma suffered by, or
inflicted by, people who have done nothing but smoked marijuana
compared with people who only drank alcohol. It can't be done. Pot
smokers just don't go out and rumble. They don't throw up on you in
stadiums and behave like drunken pigs in bars or other public places
or even drive fast enough to get into many car wrecks. They do seem to
exhibit some short-term memory loss, but so what? There's probably an
app for that. I can't remember every variety of mountain wildflower,
but there's an app for that. There's an app for everything ... except,
perhaps, keeping drunks from throwing up in public.

Is marijuana a medicine?

Is vitamin D a medicine? It's sold in the health-food section, but you
can make your own with a little sunshine.

Medical marijuana is probably irritating most of its detractors
because, to get it, you have to sign your name and "go public" with
your desire to get away from the stress of being alive by becoming
some sort of "patient." To throw down meaningless statistics that I
just pulled out of ... the air ... fewer than 10 percent of the people
who smoke pot regularly would risk doing that yet, and it irks the
hell out of them to see other people doing it and getting the really
good stuff with no more difficulty than walking into a flower shop.
So, the 90 percent who won't admit they smoke an occasional bowl
grouse and grumble and begin to support laws to make it harder to get
again. That's right - you're all busted. Rather than pay your taxes
and live an honest life as an occasional pot smoker, you guys are all,
"Gee whiz, this was so unexpected. We can't have people legally
smoking weed when we're still in the closet," and it's deja vu all
over again.

We don't know why catnip works as it does, but cats like it. What's
the problem? Cats don't do anything important like drive cars when
they're all nipped up? Please. You can't go to work drunk and expect
to keep the job long, yet alcohol is perfectly legal.

You simply can't pretend that marijuana is healthy and dangerous at
the same time. It's an obvious, outrageous lie to even try.
Marijuana's not a dangerous drug, and everybody my age knows that
because we all know people who've smoked it for years who have had far
fewer problems than the people we know who drink booze. That's just
all there is to it.

The proper solution is not - NOT - to make the stuff "more illegal,"
or to restrict its distribution to the same old cartel that controls
the Vicodin supply chain. (If you don't have a couple of Vicodin in
your medicine cabinet, you don't ski or bike or hike or climb or
really even live around here, according to the sales figures I've
seen, so don't go there.)

Before I collect my Social Security, I'd like for my generation to
finally cut our hypocritical crap and just legalize the stuff for
anybody of age who would like to use it, including themselves, because
most of them have or still do use it from time to time. Come on,
folks. We're all getting old now. We've been listening to the same
"marijuana is bad" lie for 40 years. Legalization would deliver one
fewer big fat lie to live with, and it's a life full of lies that most
people need a break from in the first place when they light up a bowl.

Yours in now-perpetual unemployment,

Bill Sepmeier

Vail, CO Colorado
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