Pubdate: Mon, 20 Apr 2009
Source: Towerlight (Towson U, MD Edu)
Copyright: 2009 The Towerlight
Contact:  http://www.thetowerlight.com/
Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/2845
Author: Casey Prather
Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/find?420 (Cannabis - Popular)

THE BLUNT REALITY OF 420

Potheads Should Fear Fillmore On The Holiest Day Of Marijuana Use

Your A Idiot. if you don't know what today is.

Are you high right now? Awwwwww! I'm telling. Are you paranoid yet? 
You should be. Fillmore, the drug-sniffing K-9, is standing right 
behind you. And he wants a hit, that cheap bitch.

I'm just kidding. Fillmore is a dude, so he can't be a bitch. Also he 
sniffs his drugs, so he's much more likely to be into the white 
stuff. Somehow I just insinuated that Fillmore is both an illegal 
narcotics user and a racist. Meh, one of those notions is probably 
true, take your pick.

This is all in jest of course, because we all know that if you were 
going to get baked, you probably wouldn't come to campus, and you 
probably wouldn't want to read The Towerlight. Seriously, this paper 
is trippy. Just check out the suicidal tiger to the left. He's 
wearing a tie and holding an alarm clock.  That guy has got to be 
completely ripped. I wonder if the tiger uses a ROAR.

While not a user myself, I will not condemn those that partake in the 
festivities. I will neither condone the use or marijuana, today. 
Today's date relates to the number 420, a numerical representation of 
all things marijuana. It is not a police code for possession anywhere 
in these United States. It is actually the average intelligence 
quotient of anyone high on weed at any given time. At least that's 
the way it feels, or so I've heard.

The number actually comes from one small group of high school friends 
in the 1970s, in Southern California, that used to meet out at the 
flagpole at 4:20 p.m. to share a joint. I know it's pretty funny to 
imagine people actually smoking weed in a joint. What an inefficient 
method of intoxication. They could have so easily shot-up. You can do 
that right?

If you are high, then Your A Idiot should finally make sense. 
Congratulations! Maybe I should congratulate myself though. I've 
written stuff that is amusing to potheads. We all know that it takes 
quite a bit to make people, smacked out of their freaking minds, laugh.

This isn't really making any sense at all, is it? Well then I guess 
that I can just play it off as a tribute to the completely 
incomprehensible ramblings of a pothead. Hopefully those that are 
ripped, and do decide to get their money's worth by showing up to 
class today, just sit in the back row and observe. I'm not sure if I 
could stand having people, beside myself, try to derail the professor 
with completely unnecessary and off-track questions that are totally 
unrelated to the subject being taught. Arguing with myself about the 
concept of string cheese is off-topic right?

Speaking of string cheese, Fillmore and I are going to go grab some 
munchies. That canned dog food looks crazy delicious. Hopefully the 
cheap bitch doesn't mind sharing.
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MAP posted-by: Jay Bergstrom