Pubdate: Mon, 20 Apr 2009 Source: Towerlight (Towson U, MD Edu) Copyright: 2009 The Towerlight Contact: http://www.thetowerlight.com/ Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/2845 Author: Casey Prather Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/find?420 (Cannabis - Popular) THE BLUNT REALITY OF 420 Potheads Should Fear Fillmore On The Holiest Day Of Marijuana Use Your A Idiot. if you don't know what today is. Are you high right now? Awwwwww! I'm telling. Are you paranoid yet? You should be. Fillmore, the drug-sniffing K-9, is standing right behind you. And he wants a hit, that cheap bitch. I'm just kidding. Fillmore is a dude, so he can't be a bitch. Also he sniffs his drugs, so he's much more likely to be into the white stuff. Somehow I just insinuated that Fillmore is both an illegal narcotics user and a racist. Meh, one of those notions is probably true, take your pick. This is all in jest of course, because we all know that if you were going to get baked, you probably wouldn't come to campus, and you probably wouldn't want to read The Towerlight. Seriously, this paper is trippy. Just check out the suicidal tiger to the left. He's wearing a tie and holding an alarm clock. That guy has got to be completely ripped. I wonder if the tiger uses a ROAR. While not a user myself, I will not condemn those that partake in the festivities. I will neither condone the use or marijuana, today. Today's date relates to the number 420, a numerical representation of all things marijuana. It is not a police code for possession anywhere in these United States. It is actually the average intelligence quotient of anyone high on weed at any given time. At least that's the way it feels, or so I've heard. The number actually comes from one small group of high school friends in the 1970s, in Southern California, that used to meet out at the flagpole at 4:20 p.m. to share a joint. I know it's pretty funny to imagine people actually smoking weed in a joint. What an inefficient method of intoxication. They could have so easily shot-up. You can do that right? If you are high, then Your A Idiot should finally make sense. Congratulations! Maybe I should congratulate myself though. I've written stuff that is amusing to potheads. We all know that it takes quite a bit to make people, smacked out of their freaking minds, laugh. This isn't really making any sense at all, is it? Well then I guess that I can just play it off as a tribute to the completely incomprehensible ramblings of a pothead. Hopefully those that are ripped, and do decide to get their money's worth by showing up to class today, just sit in the back row and observe. I'm not sure if I could stand having people, beside myself, try to derail the professor with completely unnecessary and off-track questions that are totally unrelated to the subject being taught. Arguing with myself about the concept of string cheese is off-topic right? Speaking of string cheese, Fillmore and I are going to go grab some munchies. That canned dog food looks crazy delicious. Hopefully the cheap bitch doesn't mind sharing. - --- MAP posted-by: Jay Bergstrom