Pubdate: Tue, 24 Jul 2007 Source: Abbotsford Times (CN BC) Copyright: 2007 The Abbotsford Times Contact: http://www.abbotsfordtimes.com/ Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/1009 Author: Bob Groeneveld, Special to the Times Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/mjcn.htm (Marijuana - Canada) Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/decrim.htm (Decrim/Legalization) WE POT ANOTHER TOP RANKING Phhhffffssssssssst! Just a biddit . . . phhhffffooouh. Yeah, dude. Like, you can't buy that kind of advertising, eh? Like, the United Nations, dude. The United Nations is telling the whole world. Like, anybody who didn't know it, like, knows it now, eh? Like, the whole world. The best pot in the whole world comes from right here in Canada, eh? And dude . . . Phhhffffssssssssst! You ad I bode doe that thuh bess id Cadada cubs frob ride ear idda good ole Bee of Cee, eh? Phhhffffooouh. I mean, like, it's obvious that B.C. Bud is the best there is. I mean, like, just taste it, dude. Feel it, eh? I mean, the only real surprise, eh?, is the difference, eh? Like, the stuff my mom and dad used to toke was just hay, compared to what we have now. Oh? You didn't hear, dude? Yeah, like, the United Nations did up a full prospectus, and like, market studies and like, product comparisons an' everything, eh? Phhhffffssssssssst! Ad it turdz out we got the worod'z best ride here, eh? We dote grow quide az buch as Mexico, say . . . phhhffffooouh . . . or like, the States. But this B.C. bud, man, is hotter than you know - like, 10 times the stuff my old man used in school. The stuff we grow here at home - like, in Canada, dude . . . I don't want you thinking, like, I've got a grow op in my basement or something . . . 'cause like, if I did, then everyone would come knockin' at my door an' stuff - it turns out, our grass is twice as potent as the American goods - and we sell it for half the price. Hey! I just thought of something - how come we don't have the world's best grass hockey players, eh? We got the best grass and the best hockey, eh? We should have the best grass hockey, eh? Ha ha! Phhhffffssssssssst! Eddywayz, id turds out thet we're way, way . . . phhhffffooouh... underpricing ourselves, dude. We gotta start charging more. An' I know what they say, Dude, that this stuff really rots your brain, but that's bull, eh? Like, I don't have any trouble thinking about stuff, like, for instance, like, deep stuff, you know? Stuff you have to think about. I think I've been thinking a lot more about stuff since I got this B.C. bud from... heh heh. Can't tell ya that, can I? It's illegal. An' I think that's a good thing, eh? You legalize pot, and all the guys with the grow ops'll default on their Hummer payments. And the guys who sell the Hummers will have too many, and nobody to sell them to. An' if the government starts growing grass, they'll screw it up, and wreck our international reputation, and the price will go down more . . . Phhhffffssssssssst! Did I tell you we're awready way overpriced? Or wuzzatt underpriced? Yeah. Like, the United Dations didda report, eh, add they sssed we got bedder pot then eddybody . . . phhhffffooouh . . . and we smoke more than just about everybody, too. But that kinda makes sense, doesn't it? You got the best, you use it, right. But, dude, that's not a bad thing, eh? I mean, it's never slowed me down, eh? I'm still as smart as I was in high school. Phhhffffssssssssst! - --- MAP posted-by: Richard Lake