Pubdate: Mon, 16 Jul 2007
Source: National Post (Canada)
Copyright: 2007 Southam Inc.
Contact:  http://www.nationalpost.com/
Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/286
Author: Lorne Gunter
Referenced: 2007 World Drug Report 
http://www.unodc.org/unodc/world_drug_report.html
Referenced: The Montreal Gazette article 
http://www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v07/n844/a11.html
Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/mjcn.htm (Marijuana - Canada)
Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/decrim.htm (Decrim/Legalization)

THE BUZZ ABOUT CANADIANS

Tommy Chong would be proud. The Edmonton-born, Calgary-raised half of 
the '70s stoner-comedy duo Cheech & Chong (Big Bambu, Cheech & 
Chong's Wedding Album) has been a lifelong advocate for marijuana 
legalization. He even served nine months in a U.S. federal prison as 
recently as 2003-04 for selling "drug-related paraphernalia."

If he's heard (he now lives in California), Chong is probably tickled 
that his old country is #1 in the industrialized world for pot smoking.

I'll admit I was surprised to learn Canada is the top marijuana-using 
nation according to a UN Office on Drugs and Crime survey released 
last week. In a way, that's so, well, un-Canadian. Us? The top tokers 
in the Western world?

No. Surely it must be the Dutch. Pot is legal in the Netherlands. 
It's sold in storefronts. You can smoke it openly in the street (or 
at least in those public locations where smoking of any kind is still 
permitted).

Or if not the Dutch, then those laid-back Frenchmen or the 
vice-friendly Germans. And, don't forget, the Scandinavians are part 
of the industrialized world. They're pretty free and easy up there. 
Is the UN sure the Danes, Swedes or Norwegians aren't puffing ahead 
of us? (I'd include the Finns, too, but we already know they're mad 
for vodka -- and the tango.)

But while I'm always dubious of international studies of personal 
behaviour that are based on self-reporting and compare very different 
data samples, if you think about it, marijuana is in many ways 
exactly the drug we'd choose.

It's buzz is mild compared to cocaine (where Spain was tops), heroin 
(Iran), ecstasy (Australia) or amphetamines (Philippines). Marijuana 
is even less likely to produce strong impairment compared to alcohol.

All of which, in a way, makes it very Canadian: It will make you 
high, but not too high. We're a country that prides itself on being 
nice, and pot produces a "nice" high, rather than an extreme one.

It doesn't make you violent. It's less likely than beer to convince 
you to engage in risky sexual behaviour or drive you pickup madly 
down a narrow two-lane country road.

Potheads seldom trash bars, dorm rooms or parent-absent party houses. 
In other words, marijuana is a drug you can use without fear of 
making a scene or going wild. If anything, it is more likely to make 
you maudlin and compassionate. "I love you, man. No, really, I love 
you." What could be more Canadian than that?

Perhaps Ottawa should consider changing the greeting signs at border 
crossings, airports and harbours: Welcome to Canada: The High (But 
Not Too High) White North.

There's another way our marijuana use is very much in keeping with 
our national character: Usage differs greatly between Quebec and the 
rest of the country. Indeed, Canada only makes it to the top of the 
cannabis heap because of Quebec's stats. And not all Quebecers, 
mostly just Quebecois. We may finally have discovered why Pepsi and 
snack cakes, poutine and other "munchies" are so popular in Quebec. 
On Sunday, the Montreal Gazette reported "were it not for prodigious 
pot use in Quebec, Canada would not have placed first."

According to the newspaper, "32% of students in Grades seven to nine 
in Quebec have smoked marijuana at least once. This compares with 18% 
in British Columbia, which ranked second in Canada, and 11% in 
Ontario, which ranked lowest among provinces and territories."

And it is mostly young francophones. Of junior and senior high 
schools studied (by other researchers, not the UN), "no 
English-language schools were in the top 25."

And where are these young Quebecois learning their habits? Why from 
their parents, of course. Overall, marijuana use in Quebec is at 
least 12% higher than in the rest of the country.

There is nothing wrong with this. I have never used marijuana. (I'm 
too straight-laced even to drink.) But I have long favoured 
legalizing marijuana -- not merely decriminalizing it.

As the father of a junior-high student (and soon to be two), I have 
only one real concern about marijuana over alcohol -- dealers now 
frequently lace dope with crystal meth to addict young users to harder drugs.

But even that would be taken care of by legalization. Legal pot 
growers wouldn't doctor their product in order to hook customers on 
illegal substances.

The violence, too, surrounding grow-ops and trafficking would cease 
with legalization.

I know it's too bold a move-- very un-Canadian-- to move past 
decriminalization to legalization. But, hey, man, we're a reefer nation. 
- ---
MAP posted-by: Richard Lake