Pubdate: Fri, 12 Jan 2007
Source: News-Sentinel, The (Fort  Wayne, IN)
Copyright: 2007 The News-Sentinel
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Author: Curtis Berndt
Note: Curtis G. Berndt is a resident of Fremont.
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Ready to End Smoking Debates?

OUTLAW TOBACCO AND LEGALIZE POT

When I read letters from smokers whining about not being allowed to 
suck on cigarettes in public, it makes me wonder if all their 
synapses are clicking. Here are these poor addicts crying about not 
being allowed to destroy their health and the health of those near 
them, wringing their hands and ranting about future government 
interference, never realizing how absurd they sound. My mom used to 
tell me not to stare at such people. It was hard then, and it still is.

What these people need is not sympathy but a solution to their 
problem. The plans offered to date only address the problem by 
limiting smoking areas.

That causes high anxiety for tobacco addicts and does nothing to 
remedy the many problems caused by smoking. I have a better plan, a 
simpler plan, one that is easy to implement: Outlaw tobacco and 
legalize marijuana.

This is easy to do once you realize that whether a drug is legal or 
not is purely a matter of chance. If your deadly, addictive drug of 
choice is tobacco, you're OK. If it's heroin, you're in trouble.

Making pot legal and tobacco illegal would eliminate the smoking 
issue. Consider the following:

As shown in a study at Johns Hopkins University, pot doesn't cause 
cancer, and it's not addictive. It might be habit-forming, but then 
so are chocolate-chip cookies. Anybody want to give those up? Didn't think so.

Many people say tobacco is a necessary stress reliever for them. 
Buddy, tobacco doesn't hold a candle to pot. Not only will marijuana 
relieve your stress to the point of turning you limp, it improves 
sleep. Recent studies have shown that lack of sleep contributes to 
obesity, diabetes, high blood pressure and heart disease. As an added 
benefit, pot might improve your eyesight. I've heard people claim to 
see things when smoking pot they don't see otherwise. Better health 
through smoking - let's see the tobacco crowd claim that.

Restaurants would be able to increase income by charging admission to 
their smoking sections. Not only would people stop complaining about 
smokers, they would demand tables near them.

Secondhand smoke? Forget that one! Smokers standing outside buildings 
to puff would be surrounded by nonsmokers inhaling deeply. Not only 
would this improve lung health in the masses, but think of all the 
new friends smokers would make.

Future lawsuits concerning smoking would disappear; think of the 
effect on trial lawyers. Anyone feel bad about that?

The intake of alcohol would drop precipitously, since having a smoke 
with your beer would increase the buzz with less booze. With less 
alcohol being consumed, the number of bar fights would drop at an 
exponential rate. This would result in a drop in police calls and 
court actions, saving us lots of money in law enforcement. The drop 
in alcohol consumption would lower the number of domestic disturbances.

Having a smoke on the way home would greatly decrease the number of 
road rage incidents.

We could tax the bejabbers out of pot, and smokers would pay it.

We would end a lot of the problems at the border, because most of the 
illegal drugs going north are bales of marijuana. If it's legal, it 
crosses like tequila, but in greater volume.

New advertising revenue from marijuana sales. I can see it now: "Juan 
isn't growing the easiest pot in the world, he's growing excellent 
weed." Think of the money there.

I could go on and on, but I think I've made the point. Approximately 
12 million people in the United States smoke pot and are not being 
hurt. About 450,000 people will die of diseases related to tobacco 
use this year. It's a no-brainer: lower costs, more tax revenues, 
happier people.

So what's the downside to this? The only one I can see is that 
marijuana makes people happy, so conservatives will fight 
legalization to the end. Maybe that's why they like tobacco so much - 
it hurts those who enjoy it.
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MAP posted-by: Richard Lake