Pubdate: Tue, 28 Nov 2006
Source: Parksville Qualicum Beach News (CN BC)
Copyright: 2006 Parksville Qualicum Beach News
Contact:  http://www.pqbnews.com/
Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/1361
Author: Arthur Black

COUNTRY GOING TO POT

When I was in my late 'teens I lived for a time in a relatively seamy 
section of Montreal.  My landlord, a wannabe jazz saxophonist, used 
to get together with an overgrown flower child who answered to the 
name Posey.  They would spend most afternoons sitting on a balcony 
overlooking Rue Guy, puffing on doobies the size of panatelas as they 
giggled at the world going by.

They were the only two people I knew in the world who smoked pot.

Today, nearly half a century, legions of narc squads, and several 
hundred million anti-drug dollars later, pot is being sold by kids, 
to kids in schoolyards from Pangnirtung to P.E.I. I smell its sweet, 
sharp scent pretty much every time I walk past the park in the middle of town.

So much for the War on Drugs.

We've always been a little nutsoid about this backyard weed. The 
Americans can largely blame J. Edgar Hoover, the cross-dressing 
paranoiac who ran the FBI with an iron fist for most of the 20th 
century. He's the guy who made sure Americans were taught that 
marijuana was as evil as heroin, serial axe murderers and devil worship.

We Canucks can thank Emily Murphy.

Ms. Murphy was a pioneer of women's' rights in Canada. She became the 
first woman police magistrate in the British Empire back in 1916. She 
was instrumental in seeing that women were regarded as 'people' under 
Canadian law.

Then there was her other side.

She practiced journalism and had a regular column in Macleans 
magazine which she wrote under the pen name Janey Canuck.  She used 
her column as a bully pulpit to pitch her personal war against drugs 
- -- specifically marijuana -- and more specifically against the people 
who used it.

"Chinese, Assyrians, Negroes and Greeks," she assured her readers, 
"were responsible for the presence of marijuana (she spelled it 
marahuana) in Canada."

She crusaded against letting such foreigners into the country.  For 
those that were already here, she argued for their "compulsory 
sterilization" -- indeed, for all "lesser humans" who she complained 
were polluting the gene pool.

She worried, in print, that the white race was faltering, while the 
more prolific "black and yellow races may yet obtain the ascendancy" 
and thus threatened to "wrest the leadership of the world from the British."

When it came to the evils of pot, she really let her hair down. In 
her Macleans column she wrote: "Persons using this narcotic, smoke 
the dried leaves of the plant, which has the effect of driving them 
completely insane   Addicts to this drug, while under its influence, 
are immune to pain, and could be severely injured without having any 
realization of their condition ... They become raving maniacs and are 
liable to kill or indulge in any form of violence to other persons, 
using the most savage methods without any sense of moral responsibility."

The powers that be bought into Murphy's loopy argument. The laws of 
the country were revamped so that marijuana joined the ranks of 
heroin, cocaine and methamphetamine.

A weed that grows freely in ditches and barnyards became a criminal 
substance, possession of which could put you in jail.

And it stuck.  In 1961, nearly 30 years after her death, any Canadian 
found with even a few grams of marijuana in pocket or purse could be 
sentenced to seven years in the slammer. Who knows how many thousands 
of Canadians have been arrested, charged, and in many cases thrown 
into jail as a direct result of Emily Murphy's delusional rantings?

Interestingly, marijuana is making a comeback. Not so much as a 
recreational drug (that's a constant) but as legitimate medicine.

Many chronic pain sufferers swear cannabis is the only remedy that 
brings them relief. And a recent study published in the science 
journal Molecular Pharmaceutics claims that smoking marijuana may 
help stop the onset of Alzheimer's.

Alzheimer's is, of course, a disease characterized by memory loss, 
poor decision-making and loss of language skills.

Which is pretty much what happens to you when you smoke a joint.

Emily Murphy wouldn't appreciate the irony, but my old Montreal 
landlord would get a giggle out of it.
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