Pubdate: Thu, 06 Oct 2005
Source: North Texas Daily (U of North TX Edu)
Copyright: 2005 North Texas Daily
Contact:  http://www.ntdaily.com/
Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/2842
Author: Zachary Austrew, Design Editor
Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/decrim.htm (Decrim/Legalization)

AUTHOR REPLACES DRUG WAR WITH FOOD

Denton Sophomore Turns Drug War Into A Food Fiasco

Hide your Snickers.

In a not-so-future Denton, moral and civic authorities set aim on a 
new advisory to societal good: candy.

"Junk" (Emperor's New Clothes Press, 2005, 214 pages) by Christopher 
Largen, a current NT student from Denton, is a fictional account of 
the American government's crack down on obesity through a War on Junk Food.

The plot is quickly revealed as puns are layered endlessly thick.

"Wake-and-bake" refers to slurping coffee and munching donuts, Police 
warn youngsters of toxic chemicals "junk-dealers" mix in black-market 
cake batter and concerned parents circulate petitions to destroy 
halfway houses erected near the middle schools.

Gangs cynically named the "Praline Posse" and the "Meatloaf Mafia" 
rage in rich turf battles while government-sponsored billboards read, 
"Be a patriot - eat more Tofu!"

In this world, fatty foods are illegal, immoral and dangerous.

Yet, behind each faux moment of "sweet crime and punishment" is 
Largen's pro-activist soul. Being a co-author of "Prescription Pot" 
(New Horizon Press, 2003), a non-fiction biography of a federal 
marijuana patient. "Junk" is a tongue-in-cheek examination of the 
individuals swept up in America's real War on Drugs.

Replace drugs with sugar. Erase the crack epidemic and insert obese 
brownie fiends searching for sweet smack.

"Junk" is timely. With the success of the 2004 film "Super Size Me" 
and a growing concern for escalating obesity rates, food and fat are 
high on American radars.

Largen is cautiously astute of the current fears. "I went with food 
as the symbolic substitute because everybody eats," Largen said.

He is also fully aware of "the real dangers of poor diets and 
obesity" which he says is "responsible for more deaths in our nation 
than drug abuse."

Scattered throughout "Junk" are faux newspaper clippings, 911 
operator transcripts, chart-topping rap lyrics, and interviews with 
government officials.

The novel's use of humor serves to disarm the reader to the audacious 
scenario, also acting to reveal the vulnerability of all the war's 
actors. The junkie, the thief, the cop, the pain, the judge, the 
witness, the sentence, the minister, the affirmation, the death. No 
one is safe from the wrath of this war on drugs. Wait, I mean this 
war on junk food.

Largen says the novel is not that far from the truth. Every 
character, happenstance and event comes from the past six years of 
his fight to reform marijuana regulations. And Junk exposes pitfalls 
of total prohibition as apposed to strict regulation. "Prohibition 
provides the government no regulation, which compounds and 
exacerbates the health and safety problems associated with it." Largen said.

Junk recently earned the premier Parents Ending Prohibition book of 
the month award. PEP is a non-profit, pro-legalization of marijuana, 
organization whose mission is to reveal what they believe to be the 
harms of America's War on Drugs.

This wonderfully written, fast-paced tale exposes the dark underbelly 
of American drug policies. The sweet substitute provides insight to 
the gray, unwritten dirty side while questioning its toll on the 
everyday person.

Largen says it is all a health issue, not a criminal one. "If someone 
is robbing my house for a Twinkie, that is a criminal issue. But if 
someone is eating a Twinkie, that is a health issue." Largen said. 
And "if you take a health issue and turn it into a criminal matter, 
you make the health issue worse."
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