Pubdate: Mon, 10 Oct 2005
Source: La Crosse Tribune (WI)
Copyright: 2005, The La Crosse Tribune
Author: Chip Denure
Bookmark: (Cannabis)


By Chip Denure, La Crosse

I noticed a recent letter that was critical of the "God" billboards. 
Personally, I don't mind them. However, I do have a few suggestions 
for future billboard statements from God as I perceive the deity:

- - "It's not lawful to occupy another nation. Get out of Iraq pronto."

- - "There is an axis of evil - Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld."

- - "Preventing homosexuals from marrying is discrimination plain and simple."

- - "It is not OK to implement a torture policy at the highest level of 
government and blame underlings when the truth comes out."

- - "No one should be imprisoned without due process."

- - "If you really trust me, why do you spend so much money on the Pentagon?"

- - "It's all right with me to use marijuana to alleviate the suffering 
of cancer patients."

- - "Don't trust the media."

- - "It's a disgrace the richest country in the world doesn't have 
national health care."

- - "That jealous genocidal god of the Old Testament - that's not me."
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