Pubdate: Fri, 08 Jul 2005
Source: Sun-Sentinel (Fort Lauderdale, FL)
Copyright: 2005 Sun-Sentinel Company
Contact:  http://www.sun-sentinel.com/
Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/159
Author: Robert Bloch

TEST 'EM AND TOSS 'EM

It is noted that Sen. Jim Bunning has introduced legislation requiring
two-year suspensions for baseball players failing a drug test for the
first time.

Since senators are (probably) more important than baseball players, it
would seem that there should then be three-year suspensions for
senators failing the same test.

Of course, both regular and random drug testing for all congressmen
should be mandatory.

For representatives, whose term is only two years, throw the rascals
out.

Robert Bloch

Delray Beach
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