Pubdate: Thu, 08 May 2003 Source: Courier, The (LA) Copyright: 2003 Houma Today Contact: http://www.houmatoday.com/ Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/1477 Author: Brett M. Trahan BALDONE'S SMOKING PROPOSAL AN OUTRAGE Just recently I read that state Rep. Damon Baldone introduced a bill to the Legislature that would require teen-agers who are caught smoking to lose their driver's license. This is an absolute outrage. Does Baldone think this is a police state, or Iran where a dog groomer who gave a poodle a bad haircut had his hand cut off, or Iraq where a man who cursed Saddam Hussein had his tongue removed? Although smoking a cigarette doesn't seem a crime to me, the punishment should fit the crime. I guess for a second smoking offense he would want to remove the first two fingers from each hand and for a third offense remove both the upper and lower lips from the face of the offender. Heaven forbid a fourth offense ... the death penalty? As long as cigarettes are manufactured, people will smoke them. As long as booze is around, people will drink it. As long as marijuana grows, people will smoke it. When I say people, I mean adults as well as children. Perhaps Baldone should spend his time and the taxpayers' money on ideas that will improve the economy, feed the hungry, house the homeless, improve education, fix the roads and punish the real criminals, and not on making laws that would only hurt the people who pay his salary. Yes, children pay his salary, too, every time they buy anything. I guess this legislation will require a new tax to pay for the cigarette police. I hope the voters of Terrebonne Parish remember his silly antics and Gestapo tactics when his seat comes up for re-election. As for me, I wouldn't vote for Baldone for dogcatcher! I hope other members of the Legislature are not as dumb as Baldone. But you never know . look at the condition of this state. Brett M. Trahan Houma - --- MAP posted-by: Jay Bergstrom