Pubdate: Wed, 07 May 2003
Source: New York Daily News (NY)
Copyright: 2003 Daily News, L.P.
Author: George Rush and Joanna Molloy
Note: With Suzanne Rozdeba and Ben Widdicombe
Note: Non-drug policy content snipped
Bookmark: (Cannabis)


Ashton Kutcher tells Rolling Stone he can 'carry on a meaningful 
conversation about world events.' So that explains the party with Jenna and 
Barbara Bush. Memo to the Bush twins: The next time you hang out with a 
cute Hollywood actor, pick someone more discreet than Ashton Kutcher. 
Barbara and Jenna Bush, 21, are the subject of three paragraphs in the next 
Rolling Stone that they better hope their father, the commander-in-chief, 
doesn't read.

Kutcher, 25, recounts how he met the First Daughters at a Los Angeles party 
a year and a half ago. A friend drew his attention to one of the 
Presidettes with a lustful (and unprintable) remark that drew glares from 
their Secret Service agents.

Kutcher thereupon introduced himself to the ladies, who asked what he was 
doing after the party. Everyone ended up back at Kutcher's place, though 
the host asked the Secret Service to stay outside.

No wonder.

"The Bushes were underage-drinking at my house," Kutcher tells interviewer 
Gavin Edwards. Stepping outside at one point, Kutcher recalls that "one of 
the Secret Service guys asked me if [the twins would] be spending the night."

Fortunately, Mr. President, the star of "That '70s Show" said, "No."

But that's the end of the good news.

Kutcher continues, "And then I go upstairs to see another friend and I can 
smell the green wafting out under his door. I open the door, and there he 
is, smoking out the Bush twins on his hookah."

The star of the upcoming "Seriously, Dude, Where's My Car?" says he thinks 
the Secret Service has been tapping his phone ever since.

The actor has lately found success with "Punk'd," an MTV show in which he 
plays practical jokes on celebrities. He says he'd like to "punk" President 
Bush by sending Saddam Hussein doubles to the White House.

A Bush spokeswoman returned a call but had no immediate comment.

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