Pubdate: Tue, 04 Mar 2003
Source: Oklahoma Daily, The (OK Edu)
Copyright: 2003 Oklahoma Daily
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Note: This paper is published by the University of Oklahoma
Author: Nathan Anderson

BRITNEY SPEARS IS MY ANTI-DRUG

Freevibe.com is the Web site for the nation's recent anti-drug campaign, 
where the subtle elegance of "This is your brain on drugs" has been 
replaced by "I blew up a building."

The site is so hip that I can't figure it out. Instead of pages for links, 
pictures, forums, etc. I have "Heads Up," "Shout Out" and "Hang Time." It 
takes 15 minutes of wading though Tiger Beat jargon to find the notorious 
commercials, the ones where a loaded gun on the desk would be perfectly 
safe if those kids weren't smoking marijuana.

Freevibe is also behind the "My Anti-Drug" campaign. On the site, you can 
submit your anti-drug of choice, although "being broke" or "not being able 
to find the hook-up" are not options.

Kids can choose their anti-drug from a list, or write their own. The 
current list ranges "4 wheeling" to "youth group." My personal favorites 
were "Carson Daly" and "Britney Spears."

I figure each anti-drug should be considered a recreational activity unto 
itself, and so I'm going to review some of the anti-drugs. What follows are 
some of the postings on

Sneakers

JSole's anti-drug is sneakers, as in... shoes.

"People that wear white sneakers are usually preppy. Hip-hop people stick 
to basketball sneakers, or whatever is hip at that moment. Skaters, of 
course, wear skater sneakers."

Good work, JSole, you've successfully learned to judge people based solely 
on appearance. Thank goodness that a raging drug addiction didn't keep you 
from that.

Shopping

Miastyle's anti-drug is shopping.

"Shopping is my Anti-Drug because it's how I find new ways to express 
myself. It's my passion, the thing that I love to do."

While Johnny Pothead is off supporting terrorism, Miastyle is pouring money 
into the economy because she is a good American.

Computers

"I'm on my computer all the time. I surf the web, hang with friends and 
chat, even research stuff for school." You see, ones&zeros (sic) uses 
computers and programming as his anti-drug. Here's another case where the 
National Youth Anti-Drug Media Campaign is way out of sync with reality. 
Computers have nothing to do with this kids drug-free lifestyle. Not being 
popular is his anti-drug.

Blowing Bubbles

According to the online poll, this is the fourth most popular anti-drug, 
ranking just above "family." Okay, it's hard to be bitter and cynical about 
this. Blowing bubbles is fun, infinitely more important to me than the 
people who raised me and took care of me for the first 18 years of my life.

Ultimately, the best summation of Freevibe comes from its own Web site, at 
the point where they talk about the glorification of drugs in the media: 
"...If you want to be smart, independent and able to make your own 
decisions about your life, you gotta use your brain. All the time. So next 
time you see or hear messages -- in ads, TV shows, online, wherever -- 
think about it a little."
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