Pubdate: Tue, 18 Feb 2003
Source: McGill Tribune (CN QU Edu)
Contact:  2002 The McGill Tribune
Website: http://tribune.mcgill.ca/
Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/2672
Author:  Danny Chodos
Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/campaign.htm (ONDCP Media Campaign)

PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT

US Anti-Marijuana Campaign Highlights Pressing Problems

A boy and a girl are sitting together on a couch, smoking several joints in 
what seems like a fairly short time span. As the girl eventually starts to 
pass out, the boy begins to unbutton her blouse while she meekly, almost 
inaudibly, pleads with him to stop...

I was sitting on my couch, enjoying my breakfast while watching the 4:00 pm 
episode of The Simpsons on ABC. As I turned away from the TV, the image of 
a bong suddenly appeared onscreen. Curious, I fixed my gaze upon the idiot 
box once again, only to discover real idiots. Two teenagers are sitting in 
the den, getting blazed. After a while, one of the geniuses finds a handgun 
in a desk drawer, certain it's not loaded. Surprise! It is. Whoops, the 
other kid's dead. Shucks.

This commercial is one of many in a new American campaign, shown on 
Canadian stations, which just don't make sense. It's time consumers all 
over North America step back from their television sets and ponder the 
problems associated with this situation.

First off, many of these commercials are followed-up by a Budweiser ad. 
Hopefully, the irony's not lost on anyone. As anyone who's ever woken up 
muttering, "What happened last night?" can attest, alcohol's 
reality-distorting properties far exceed those of its narcotic partner in 
crime.

The Center on Alcohol Marketing and Youth recently declared that minors in 
the US are 60 times more likely to see alcohol ads than a message 
discouraging underage drinking or drunk driving. Maybe the government 
should shift its focus a little. Having visited the United States twice 
last month, and having both times successfully purchased beer without being 
asked for ID, I would say alcohol is readily available for minors.

The only explanation for this advertisement is the unprecedented transfer 
of government funding over to "defence". Maybe the honest producers of the 
commercials didn't have enough jack left over to create a campaign that 
makes sense.

Why the hell would anyone leave a loaded handgun in the top drawer of his 
study? This commercial only underscores the practically unacknowledged 
social problem of gun control in the US. The American conclusion: the pot 
definitely caused the kid to shoot his friend, not the presence of a deadly 
weapon.

The first time I saw one of these ads, I thought I was watching a Saturday 
Night Live sketch. A favourite is "Dan's Cartel": Dan likes to smoke weed. 
Dan's dealer sells him weed. Dan's dealer's dealer's dealer is involved 
with a foreign drug cartel that is responsible for the murder of a family 
of four. The conclusion: there's no question Dan is fully responsible for 
the death of those poor folks. This is a very sad story. Unfortunately, it 
serves only to reinforce the desperate call for legalization; as such, the 
government could regulate the industry, thus cutting out the need for 
black-market dealing.

As rumours swirl regarding the very real possibility of the Canadian 
decriminalization of 'wacky tabaccy', one can't help but shed a tear for 
those poor Americans who don't know any better than to trust this foolish 
poppycock. Imagine a couple of good ole boys down south, polishin' their 
guns an' drinkin' their 40s, chasing down a commune of hippies because they 
cause America's problems.

McGill Sociology Professor Rod Nelson explains that industry responsibility 
messages of this sort, historically, have experienced very low success rates.

"[In most cases], the curve continues on with no blip at all," says Nelson.

He elaborates that public service advertisers lack credibility, partly 
because they tend to frame social issues as personal problems, ignoring the 
larger structures that may be causing this effect. In other words, we are 
shown kids getting high, but left with the question: what is the role of 
the family? What about peer groups, and schools? These burning questions do 
not seem to be addressed at all.

So what do fellow McGill students think about this controversial 
advertisement campaign?

"Over-exaggerated," says Tara Wood, a U1 Anatomy and Cell Biology student. 
"They should direct their attention to more lethal drugs, like ecstacy... 
[since] nobody knows how pure it is."

"[They] play upon the fears of parents who, in all likelihood, have never 
smoked up," says Matt Thompson, a U1 Psychology student, who thinks the 
commercials are misleading. "The government's resources would be better 
spent on improving destructive social problems, like use of date rape drugs 
and violence against women."

Aside from quadruple-murders, accidental gun-firings, car crashes, unwanted 
teenage pregnancies and high school bathroom arrests, marijuana is known to 
cause a blissful, euphoric feeling and insatiable hunger. It's hard to say 
whether this campaign has experienced any success as of yet, but if history 
is any indicator, the US anti-drug task force would best serve to chill 
out, grab some munchies and head home.
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MAP posted-by: Terry Liittschwager