Pubdate: Tue, 10 Sep 2002
Source: Detroit Free Press (MI)
Contact:  2002 Detroit Free Press
Author: Paul Erickson
Bookmark: (Cannabis - Canada)
Bookmark: (Decrim/Legalization)


Legal pot in Windsor? Fat-free french fries? What's next for America,
vinegar as a condiment? For years, friends and relatives have laughed when
I've advocated the military invasion of Canada. Who's laughing now? Doesn't
Canada's prime minister himself speak a foreign language? 

It's my sincere hope that God-fearing officials in the Bush administration
are working on secret plans for the immediate overthrow of the Maple Menace. 

I'd like to suggest that we build a giant plant somewhere west of Detroit to
manufacture thousands of four-engine bombers. With 90 percent of Canada's
population within spitting distance of our border, we could decimate their
infrastructure almost overnight and not waste a lot of fuel doing it. Act
now before Don Cherry is named foreign policy adviser. 

Paul Erickson

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