Pubdate: Mon, 28 Jan 2002
Source: Time Magazine (US)
Copyright: 2002 Time Inc
Contact:  http://www.time.com/time/
Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/451
Issue: Vol. 159 No. 4
Author: J.F.O. Mcallister

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A POT-SMOKING PRINCE

Windsor family isn't perfect is a headline that goes back so many 
generations, it has lost its shock value.

But after the British tabloid News of the World revealed that PRINCE HARRY, 
17, third in line to the throne, had spent last summer boozing it up at a 
local pub and smoking cannabis both there and on the grounds of Highgrove, 
his dad's country home 100 miles from London, the media have gnawed on the 
story like a Labrador retriever with a steak bone. Like so many royal tales 
before it, Harry's travails offer hacks an irresistible chance to slalom 
between salivating prurience (was he having sex too?) and tongue-clucking 
high-mindedness (how hard this must be on the poor Queen!).

The known facts: after exams last summer, with Dad in London on business 
and big brother William on a year abroad, Harry was sometimes left home 
alone at Highgrove. Though two years under age, he drank at a local pub, 
often achieving the state British papers call "tired and emotional." This 
was nothing new for Harry, who has been drinking in public since he was 12. 
He and his friends would continue in the soundproof basement lair 
maintained for the princes at Highgrove called Club H, which had a 
well-stocked bar. At the pub, at Highgrove and at private parties, Harry 
also smoked pot with his buddies.

Staff eventually told Prince Charles about the aroma from the basement; he 
held a "calm and serious" talk with his son about the dangers of drug abuse 
and a fast crowd.

A tearful Harry is said to have confessed and promised to forgo drugs 
(though not, apparently, alcohol--he was seen downing a few at a pub on New 
Year's Eve). Charles also arranged for Harry to spend an eye-opening day at 
a rehab clinic.

The juiciness of these revelations at first obscured how neatly they were 
tied up in a pleasing tabloid morality tale: prodigal son returns home. 
Since Diana's death, when Charles was widely reviled as a clueless 
emotional eunuch, he has doggedly worked to restore his reputation--which 
depends crucially on being seen as a good father. Even his determined 
campaign to accustom the country (and his mother) to the wifelike status of 
Camilla Parker Bowles takes second place to burnishing his paternal image.

Charles' aides were savvy enough to cooperate once the News of the World 
sought confirmation for its newest scoop, which meant his thoughtful 
handling of Harry and the drug-clinic visit got a lot more ink than Club 
H's bar and Charles' ignorance of his son's vigorous social life. COURAGE 
OF A WISE AND LOVING DAD was the paper's main editorial, widely echoed in 
the British press.

It helps Charles that virtually every British parent is instinctively 
sympathetic. Illegal drug use is higher in Britain than in any other 
European country.

Smoking pot is so widespread (almost 40% of those 15 to 34 have tried it, 
according to the latest European Union report) that the government plans to 
decriminalize possession of small amounts. Drinking-age laws are almost 
universally ignored; one-fifth of 15- and 16-year-olds report having been 
drunk three times in the past month.

A sensitive boy whose parents divorced brutally and who then lost his mom 
(she affectionately called him "the naughty one") might be expected to act 
up a bit. The worry, for those who guard the monarchy, is whether Harry is 
doomed to repeat himself.

The temptations--harder drugs, indiscreet women--are infinite, while his 
future occupation is a yawning void: if not a polo-playing, ribbon-cutting, 
organic farmer like his dad, what will he become?

The younger siblings in royal families "are almost always neglected," says 
Harold Brooks-Baker, publishing director of Burke's Peerage. "Instead of 
going to pubs on the holidays, he should be meeting heads of state, 
learning the ropes. He needs training to take the throne if he's called on, 
and to earn his own living if he wishes to."

All the same, Harry can already claim a certain credit for modernizing the 
monarchy.

Edward VIII's abdication for the woman he loved nearly caused a 
constitutional crisis.

The Charles-Diana saga made the Windsors into an E! channel special, a 
gripping example of how never, ever to behave.

Now Harry's problems are a group-therapy lesson, a gentle excuse for 
millions of parents to talk to their teens.

Who says the royal family no longer has a role?
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