Pubdate: Sun, 10 Jun 2001
Source: New York Times (NY)
Copyright: 2001 The New York Times Company
Contact:  http://www.nytimes.com/
Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/298
Author: Maureen Dowd

SHE'S NOT REALLY ILL . . .

WASHINGTON -- I usually avoid sweeping generalizations.

Lately, however, I have come to the unavoidable conclusion that all women 
have gone crazy. O.K., maybe not all. But certainly most.

Sure, it's a little inflammatory to claim that most women are nuts and on 
drugs and that the drugs are clearly not working. But I have some anecdotal 
evidence to back it up.

First of all, I noticed that a lot of women I know are wacko-bango.

Then a doctor pal confided that she's surprised at how many of her female 
patients act loony even though they're on mood-smoothing pills -- sometimes 
multiple meds.

Then another friend who took a bunch of high school seniors on a spring 
vacation mentioned that all the girls were on anti-anxiety and 
antidepression drugs, some to get an extra edge as they aimed for Ivy 
League colleges. (Let's not even start on the kiddie hordes on Ritalin.)

And finally, another friend told me she goes to a compounding pharmacy in 
L.A. where she gets testosterone to jump her libido, or sensurround, a 
cocktail with ingredients like estrogen, progesterone, DHEA, pregnenelone 
and tryptophan.

The sequel to "Valley of the Dolls" is being published later this month. 
Jacqueline Susann, it turned out, was Cassandra in Pucci.

It isn't only neurotic Hollywood beauties any more. Now America is the 
Valley of the Dolls.

In Ms. Susann's 1966 book, the women had to go to third-rate hotels on New 
York's West Side to medical offices with dirty windows and sweet- talk 
doctors into giving them little red, yellow or blue dolls. Now doctors and 
pharmaceutical companies sweet-talk patients into feel-good pills.

When I mentioned to a doctor a while ago that I was not in a serious 
relationship, he asked brightly, "Would you like antidepressants?"

Young professional women in Washington tell girlfriends in a tizzy: "Take a 
Paxil."

It isn't just women, of course. A young guy I know went in for a check-up 
last week and told his internist he was on edge because he's getting 
married and moving out of the country for a big new job.

The doctor proposed an antidepressant called Serzone. My friend refused, 
pointing out that you're supposed to be nervous before you get married and 
start a new job.

Doctors now want to medicate you for living your life.

"We're treating a level of depression that would not have been considered a 
serious illness in the past," says Peter Kramer, who wrote "Listening to 
Prozac." Now we're listening to ads touting "Prozac Weekly."

Women have always popped mood- altering pills more than men. Studies show 
that women in most cultures have twice the rates of depression that men do. 
And now they feel entitled to speak up about their suffering.

A top psychiatrist told me women take more dolls because they're 
"hormonally more complicated and biologically more vulnerable. Depression 
is the downside of attachment, and women are programmed to attach more 
strongly and punished more when they lose attachments."

There's an antidepressant for women who compulsively shop called Celexa. 
The Washington Post reported recently that Eli Lilly repackaged Prozac as 
the angelic Sarafem, in a pink and lavender capsule, and launched a 
multimillion-dollar ad campaign, with a woman irritably yanking a grocery 
cart, suffering from a new malady ominously called PMDD, premenstrual 
dysphoric disorder, an uber-PMS psychiatrists say may not be real.

Sales soared for "Prozac in drag," as Dr. Kramer calls it, adding: "The 
liltingly soft name Sarafem sounds like Esperanto for a beleaguered 
husband's fantasy -- a serene wife."

He finds it ironic that Prozac, the drug that was supposed to help career 
women assert themselves, has morphed into Sarafem, a mother's little helper 
to soothe anxious housewives, as Miltown and Valium did in the Stepford 
wife era.

"Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag, so she buys an instant 
cake and she burns her frozen steak," the Rolling Stones sang in 1966.

So women began taking mood dolls because they felt bored and dissatisfied, 
home with the kids.

And now that women can have a family and a career, they need mood dolls to 
give them the confidence and energy to juggle all that stress.

Progress. Don't ya love it?
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